What is it about this blogosphere? This magical place where I can be free to truly be myself, write what I want and swim freely in oceans filled with infinity pools of creative brilliance. There is something here. It sucks me in by its vortex. I like how it feels. The gravatar eyeing me from the corner… ooohhh… nice! I like it. He’s cute… she’s a sassy sexy thing and hey… weird but… oh so delicious. Me want to read that, experience it, whip it around in my head… collaborate? Oh yes please! Let’s do it again! And… breathe sigh… lingers on the blog like honey dripping from my lips. Yum! Oh come… give me that flirt!
Yes! There is something about this here blogosphere! Oh… so formal, are you? I like it but… I’d rather read a raunchy limerick you see. He’s so good at that! Oh *wink* *blows kiss*. Comment during the lunch break scenario. Whipping up a “like” when there’s nothing there… for the follow? Come on y’all! Not following that! Passionate! YES! Not like that though. Music post? YES! Oh YES! a la Meg Ryan When Harry Met Sally! I do love dreamin’… drama… controversy… orgasms… quiver! Yes… yes… YES! Climax into your collaboration. I did so enjoy it. Lists? Oh okay. Cool but… I like that other critter thing. So cute and so uplifting! Another orgasm… it’s so good! She does a good job that one. Never mind y’all! I was just dreamin’!
Oh, this blogosphere! Queer it is a bit. Emotional distortion. Constipated comments in the moment linger beyond what I want to say. It happens! Shit happens! Oh! I thought you didn’t curse? Umm… did I just say that? What! That wasn’t me. *Eye roll*. Write this day and that! Tired! Gotta post! Do it! Do it! You CAN do it! Crazy meta self! Self-referential that Charlie! He’s so cute. Fall in love on the blog? Oh… naughty you! YES! I am. *Wink* LOL – creative reconnaissance! Maybe… but why? Why not! Dope! I’m a little sleepy you see. I’m a little sleepy you see. I’m a little sleepy you see. I think I just said that a while ago but not too long ago. I’m sleepy you see… I’m a little… slee…
Thank you so much for reading and for listening!