Hello lovelies!! I’m a bit perplexed. I clicked on myself. (I know… that sounded weird. Just roll with it! (In case you’re wondering, this is a sleepy post. ‘Cause I’m sleepy but can’t sleep.)) Parentheticals… who knew! Ha!! Anywhoowhoowhyyyeee… does the reader and the stats page show a different number followers than what is on the blog website?
Just looky here these images and tell me what you see!! Tell me! I’m not bossing you around. I’m just… you know… asking… politely. TELL ME WHAT YOU SEE!!!! Ha!
I feel like WP is manipulating something so that my blog looks impressive… but not. ‘Cause… come on! 761? WTF! 1000… that’s a number! 761? Noooooooo! Now, it is not that I want or need more followers (Please don’t forget to follow!)… I just feel a little out of the loop. Is there a grand scheme? Am I missing something? I show no email followers. I know I have been spammed. Was it spam followers or the ghosts of followers past? Scrooge that! I mean… there could be some ghosts lurking around. WP has been here since when? I don’t know and I’m not googling it. All I know is that this is quite confusing! I can’t say how much right now because I’m tired and I just needed to write something up. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. I love all my followers… I do… all 463 followers, friends and family memberships included with the purchase of a ticket or straight jacket. Just saying… you know… in case… you know… you need a straight jacket to go with that straight face because this is weird stuff happening up in my fiction head.
Waw, waw, waw… (*sad faces into palm*). No but… seriously. Anyone know what is going on here? WHAT IS HAPPENING!